piektdiena, 2010. gada 23. jūlijs

Why I love library books




This moment I live at home as I have summer holidays. Here I'm not used to go to local library already for years, so usually I ask Aņķiks to take some interesting books for me too when she goes there.
This time she took some normal books and Tannya Grotter by Dimitri Yemets. You know, it is the famous parody of Harry Potter books.
So, I started to explore the book and discovered that one of previous readers in each page has written one word. Hm. And I started to read, imagine - that hardworking girl has written some text through all book!!!

It looks so:
"Ja esi lasījis Hariju Poteru tad vēlos pabrīdināt ka šī grāmata (ja tu vari izlasīt šo tad tev ir laba redze) Harijam Poteram ne tuvu nestāv, tikai un vienīgi lēts pakaļdarījums (sorry) pakaļdarinājums tas ka šī grāmata sākumā rakstīta kā Harija Potera parodija nenozīmē it neko. Un tomēr kāds vēl šo grāmatu dievina bet tas ir patiešām muļķīgi jo es jau šo iemeslu rakstīju. Grotere ir Potera tēls tikai meitenes veidolātādēļuzklaisi mani labi - ja tu esi Harija Potera atbalstītājs paraksties grāmatas beigās bet ja ne, tad uzraksti 349.lpp. sekojošu tekstu: "tu esi muļķe" nu labi laiks iepazīties!!! mani iniciāļi ir FD nu tu vari sākt aizdomāties kas es esmu. manuprāt tev tas arī būtībā nav jāzin jo neesi Potera "fans" un tāds īsts un patiess tad iesaku izlasīt grāmatu Harijs Poters. es neesmu jukusi ka šeit rakstu, bet mani mēnešiem mocīs sirdsapziņa nodomājot to ko tagad domā bibliotekāres par mani lai vai šeit esmu palikusi anonīma lai gan es jums atklāju sava mīļākā vārda iniciāļus. nu labi esmu "slavenās" i-skolas I-CUKKARPANR1 direktrise Fleur Delacour bet latvišu valodā tas skanēs kā Flēra DeLakūra. Superīgi, ne? Tātad mani tiešām var atpazīt pēc LEAN YA stilīgās somiņas kura maksāja ne pārāk lēti. Nesen esmu izaugusi no mazgadīgo vecuma un esmu kļuvusi nepilngadīga arī smadzenes man ir īstajā vietā (tas nav pakaļā bet galvā) tātad atvainojiest par pieturzīmju neievērošanu bet slinkums daudz rakstīt ĀĀĀ vēl jūs mani varat atpazīt pēc PUR PLANCA aromāta tas ir lielisks AVON izstrādājums un man arī patīk lietot krēmu " La More" tas dod ādai pērļainu vizmu un tas ir lieliski ticiet man. šī ir garlaicīga grāmata un priekš maniem standartiem par plānuun grāmatas vāks ļoti atgādina filmu jeb kā Taņa Grotere izvaro savu kontobasu un katrā gadījumā man jau ir nogurusi roka no rakstīšanas, bet arī grāmatas lappuses iet uz beigām jo kas Taņa Grotere un izgaistošais stāvs ir interesantāka kā šī grāmata bet pārējāsvēl neesmu lasījusi. ja kas savā mūžā esmu izlasījusi tik daudz grāmatas cik tev nav pat sapņos rādījies, un es neesmu arī pārākā nīkule jo mans draudziņš pat ir bijis Toms Bomis. Ooops izpļāpājos. bet es taču esmu GOSSIP GIRL!"

Of course, I won't translate everything word for word but in general the text looks so:

"If you have read Harry Potter, I would like to warn you that this book is cheap fake, and the fact that this book is written as parody of Harry Potter doesn't mean anything. And... after all if somebody still loves this book it is totally foolish, because as I said Tanya Grotter is the same Harry Potter only in girl's form. So listen to me carefully - if you are supporting harry potter - sign at the book end, but if you aren't - write on 349. page "I'm fool." Ok, now time to introduce!!! My initials are FD - now you can start to imagine who I am! In my opinion, you even don't have to know that beceuse you' re not a fan of Harry Potter... true and real. I advice you to read Harry Potter. I'm not mad because I'm writing here... now for months my conscience will torment me of thinking what the libarians will think about me... Ok, so I'm the foumos i-school I-HOGWART NO1 director Fleur Delacour, but in Latvian it will sound like "Flēra DeLakūra. Super, isn't it! You can also recognize me after the fashionable bag of LEAN YA what costed not that cheap. Not long ago I have grown out of juvenile age abd become as minor. Also I have brain in the real place (it isn't ass, but head). Sorry for the grammar, but I'm lazy so much to write. Aaa, also you can recognize me after PUR BLANCA aroma, it is great AVON products, and like to use "La More" creme - it makes skin more pearl-ruffle. And it is great, believe me. This book is boring for my standarts and the book cover seems... like a film... or like Tanya Grotter would rape her contrabass... and in every case my hand is tired of writing. Tanya Grotter and the Disappearing Floor is more interesting book , but the rest ones I haven't read yet. By the way I have read so many books in my life that you haven't even seen in dreams. and I'm not complete nerd, because my b-friend was even Toms Bomis. Oops, babbled! But after all I'm GOSSIP GIRL!"

:D

pirmdiena, 2010. gada 19. jūlijs

I created this blog so long time ago, but only after almost a year I start to feel that there is something what I would like to tell... something that I can't put into 140 letters of Twitter.
Today' s theme is - A Camper.
I started to think where I would like to live... in the capital Riga, in my hometown Dobele? I don't really know, both of these places I know so well. Maybe Riga would be better as bigger town, but there flats, houses cost so much that I' ll sit at home for years with so less money. No travel, no shopping craziness... uh... renting is not a perfect idea too, you can do it for some time... but it isn't a serous lifestyle.
And then I remembered that before many years I dreamed with one of my friends - how good it would be to travel all over the world with camper. Then you don't have to worry about home, it is always with you. Also the basic camper cars don't cost sooo much! That life would be great, yes.
The saying goes very simply - if there is a will, there is a way. It is true... I don't know how I would earn money, but... well... let's see. There is a lot of poeple who works "from home." Does it matter where is your home? :)

ceturtdiena, 2009. gada 29. oktobris

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